Friends Dont let Friends Text While on Painkillers

Remember how i was in the hospital? (see last blog) Well, upon checking my texts this morning, i discovered several random texts for and from this guy i know from late last night while i was loopy on my pain medicine. For you, my fine audience, i have chosen to share them. I SWEAR i never normally act / talk like this, so dont be hatin  ;D  Im skipping ahead to the parts where i'm loopiest. Dont ya just love how the guy's not even telling me how ridiculous im acting? Gee, mustve been because he was really horny!  lol

~~~WARNING: The following texts have been asterisked for innappropriate sexual inuendo and flat out randomness. If you feel that this may offend you, please feel free to exit the page now (Drama reference)~~~

(12:27 AM, night of the hospital trip)

DUDE: lol  so apparently i caused the lung problem
ME: naw, that was probably the booze.... lol...get it? "blame it on the booze"? lmao
DUDE: you are so crazy but i love crazy
ME: Omg, my chest is so tight
DUDE: so are other things
ME: huh? oh  lol you nasty
DUDE: i was talking about my shirt perv  lol  But it can pertain to you if you like
ME: i frickin love this icecream
DUDE: what kind?
ME: chocolate chippy. that junk is like crack, i wish im had some
DUDE: so do i. Or you would do just fine
ME: u funny
DUDE: how so?
ME: haha i dunno. god i wanna pupy like SO bad
DUDE: i want YOU like so bad
ME: right now? its like morning time
DUDE: its the perfect time. lol. silly person
ME: but my alarm clock will go off
DUDE: so will you ;)
ME: ha wow that funnier than that 1 time other thing
DUDE: What, the eat out thing i offered?
ME: What? eattin out where?
DUDE: on you. lol  silly
ME: why am i so silly? YOURE silly face!
DUDE: because you are. but i like it
ME: why does my nose hurt
DUDE: i dunno why does it hurt?
ME: thats why i asked, did u hit me?? im confused
DUDE: i didnt touch you. at least not your nose. hehe. evil grin
ME: that word remind me of the grinch, and he stole christtmas, so he not a goodd guy
DUDE: but he gave it back so he is a good guy
ME: well i dont care! you cant just take it back it was a holiday and people were sad!
DUDE: ok, well he did apologize and cut the roast beast
ME: i guess so but ts still not cool, i think hes a meannie
DUDE: youre a meany
ME: why am i is a meaniey?
DUDE: because you excite me and do things that are innappropriate
ME: like whats/
DUDE: like everything
ME: like a barbie?
DUDE: no, like you and your beautifullness teaseing me all the time. its sad really
ME: but all i do is go to hospitle
DUDE: but you do it sexyly
ME: idk wut that looks likes
DUDE: you
ME: but im me
DUDE: and your smexy
ME: all i see is a little ant from high up
DUDE: say what?
ME: theres an ant its small
DUDE: where?
ME: under my carpet
DUDE: you obviously need sleep
ME: okay nightey!

LMAO! Hope you enjoyed that. Apparently im one weird druggie!
Stay Nifty!  ;)
Christy