Celebration Choice: Pool-side BBQ's
While I fail to see the connection, i DONT fail to have a good time! WHOO!! lol Today i went to a pool party with my family at a friend's house to commemorate dead people! (haha) There was a grande feast of corn, ribs, beans and macaroni, and it was the perfect weather for hours of aquatic fun. Hooray for war! (haha x2)
Speaking of silly americans, however, i'd like to point out a few ridiculous things that happened at this particular gathering of native U.S. residents:
It's silly to...
-Swim right after eating. Therefore, you shouldnt serve food RIGHT by the pool!
-Slide down a rickety, plastic, 10 foot, very thin slide while its dry. May cause scabbing of the hip.
-Wear a loose-fitting bikini
-Wear a tight-fitting bikini
-Bring crossword puzzles to a party based around water
-Pet a hairy dog with a wet hand
-Assume that "dessert" always includes chocolate
Stay Patriotic! ;)
Christy
