Ok, ok, there are too many spiteful blows and not enough information to back it up. Allow me to elaborate: Chelsea and i were having a blast today making videos with my mom's webcam. I helped her accomplish all 25 online Quelf Webcam Challenges (which were HILARIOUS!) and then we settled down and just made random videos on Facebook. Nothing wrong with that, right? Apparently, wrong. We told James to check out the vids and when he did he was outraged. "What was he so mad about?" You may wonder. "You must've done something very bad to upset him!" Nope. He was upset because we called up our guy friend because we were bored and wanted to film us talking to someone. That's it. We even called him, too, and said "James is funner anyway", but that wasnt good enough.
What WAS good enough was 8 hours of James's yelling at Chelsea over the trivial affair. How mature. He threatened to break up with her even when he knew about their baby; HIS baby. He said he was gonna call up some chick he knows that lives near where he's staying, just so he could spite her. When questioned about why he wouldnt just let it go (after like 4 hours or so of Chelsea crying and apologizing), all he would say was "You know if CHELSEA got mad like this, she would do the same thing!" I beg to differ; just because she's HAVING a child doesnt MAKE her a child. Furthermore, even if she were to show such adolescent behavior, why would you choose to imitate the dumb behavior over all of the responsable things she does? In other words, you're the idiot.
This whole mess truly infuriates me. Chelsea and i were having SUCH a great day before Little Miss Cranky decided to call us up and whine. We were trying on clothes in Bealle's, goofing off in the dressing rooms. I was helping her occupy her time while he weasn't around; she deserved at least ONE stress-free day to herself, without freaking out over the baby or her failing relationship or her mom or school, but he couldnt even give her that. She was laughing about a skanky Little Bo Peep dress i was modeling just moments before he called. Moments after, she couldnt even eat lunch. He doesnt even realize what kind of hurt he caused, what kind of day of happiness he made her miss out on.
It took me hours before i could even get her to smile again, you worthless piece of crap. Either get your act together and turn back into the man we all know and love; the man that makes us all smile; the man that couldnt wait to be a father... or choose to remain the complete douche-bag of a boy that you're being right now and get the hell away from her, or so help me, I will personally see that you obtain the most cruel, ungodly torture that anyone could ever give - The Princess Bride Punishment:
"The first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose. Then your left eye, followed by your right. You will keep only your ears, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish; Every woman who cries out, 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
Stay Protective! ;)
Christy
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