Christy: Relationship Guru?

One true anomoly of my existance is my uncanny ability to give relationship advice, though i have yet to be in a real relationship. Sure, ive had a boyfriend, but i only actually saw him in person like 4 times  :P
Regardless, lately my best friend in the world, Chelsea, and her boyfriend, James, have been fighting. "About what?" you may ask, in which i would say "Stop being so pushy, GAWSH!" and then continue with my original answer "Nothing". haha  Thats right, they fight about nothing. The DUMBEST things, i tell you! They have serious trust issues, and the weirdest thing is that they REFUSE to stay mad for more than like a day. That may seem normal, but please allow me to explain my ingenious logic:

Let's say our young love-birds are fighting over trust issues. More specifically, James saw an ambiguous post online saying "I love him so much, but he keeps wanting me to leave the other guy behind. What do i do?". He goes into a jealous rage saying "How dare she even THINK about cheating on me!", while Chelsea tries to explain "I was talking about how you keep wanting me to leave behind all my guy-friends!" Neither of them did anything wrong, and yet both of them get upset. But then guess who's making out again less than 2 hours later? Exactly. Under normal circumstances, this would be a good thing, except Chelsea and James don't ever actually SOLVE their fights; their fights end when one of them says "Look, i love you and i dont wanna fight" and then the other one says "Ok". That's not as sweet and loving as it sounds, because all they're doing is tip-toeing around their problems and leaving them to haunt them again some other day. And, sure enough, what are they fighting about the VERY next day? Another trust issue. Its a vicious cycle.

Their problems could easily be solved if they just talked things out, but they're both afraid that the other will leave them. If they just took each issue and discussed them one at a time until it's completely solved, they'd be the perfect couple. They are so much alike its insane, and theyre both always telling me (when theyre not fighting) how happy the other makes them. I can only hope that they stop these stupid fights and enjoy their relationship, or at least just agree to disagree and move on. You know how they say "opposites attract"? Well, the adverse can also be true, and i'm afraid that if they keep having these petty fights, their "same sides" will repel..

(5 stars for a dramatic and cheesy ending! lol)
Christy